Survival Pack

With the countdown to The Exam happening, T was given a "Survival Pack" by one of the drug reps. It consisted of a packet of kettle chips, chocolates, mints, lots of chewing gum (does studying give you bad breath??), Berocca, a bottle of Lucozade, some cans of stimulant drinks (Red Bull, V etc), tea, coffee, a packet of pistachio nuts, some Panadol and Brufen, and last but not least - a Cuban cigar!! (I initially thought it was a laboratory test tube) We are desperately hoping that T has good reason to smoke it in June!